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Monday, March 12, 2012

Russell Peters: Show Me the Funny (1997)


Synopsis: Show Me The Funny, the first Russell Peters show on this stand-up comedy DVD, dates back to 1997 and is, comparatively speaking only, a little weaker (to be fair, seven more years on stage should and does show). Taken on its own, Show Me The Funny is a good stand-up comedy show. What you will notice if you watch the later show first is that Peter’s does not segue his material much in this first show and has a much more hodge-podge approach. The cool thing about this particular show is Peters is not a topical comic so his observational and slightly autobiographical comedy has not aged at all: the jokes still work. Russell Peters fan will also notice that his material, usually aimed at breaking stereotypes and so on, is not as subtle and his punch is more telegraphed. The last track on Show Me The Funny is the longest and contains a variety of short bits on different topics; a versatile demonstration but a bit messy.

Russell Peters Red, White and Brown (2008)


Synopsis: Recorded before a sold-out audience at The WAMU Theatre at Madison Square Garden in February 08, RED, WHITE AND BROWN features material from Peters’ record-breaking HOMECOMING TOUR and includes tales of his travels to India and Dubai, as well as his own issues with body hair, the World Cup and yet another take on cheap Indians.

Twelve Monkeys (1995)


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Synopsis: An unknown and lethal virus has wiped out five billion people in 1996. Only 1% of the population has survived by the year 2035, and is forced to live underground. A convict (James Cole) reluctantly volunteers to be sent back in time to 1996 to gather information about the origin of the epidemic (who he's told was spread by a mysterious "Army of the Twelve Monkeys") and locate the virus before it mutates so that scientists can study it. Unfortunately Cole is mistakenly sent to 1990, six years earlier than expected, and is arrested and locked up in a mental institution, where he meets Dr. Kathryn Railly, a psychiatrist, and Jeffrey Goines, the insane son of a famous scientist and virus expert.

Amores Perros (2000)


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Synopsis: Three interconnected stories about the different strata of life in Mexico City all resolve with a fatal car accident. Octavio is trying to raise enough money to run away with his sister-in-law, and decides to enter his dog Cofi into the world of dogfighting. After a dogfight goes bad, Octavio flees in his car, running a red light and causing the accident. Daniel and Valeria's new-found bliss is prematurely ended when she loses her leg in the accident. El Chivo is a homeless man who cares for stray dogs and is there to witness the collision.

Our Day Will Come (2010)


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Synopsis: Redheaded teen Rémy (Olivier Barthélémy) is bullied by his soccer teammates and drawn into fights with his younger sister and mother in their cramped apartment. After a flare-up of domestic violence, he flees home and is tracked down by a bitter guidance counsellor, Patrick (Vincent Cassel), also a redhead. Patrick looks upon Rémy’s sullen insolence with both sympathy and disdain and decides to toughen him up. The two redheads realize that they are out of place in twenty-first century France. They have no country, no people and no army. Together they plot to take on the world in a hallucinatory quest for a land of imagined freedom.

Dogtooth (2009)


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Synopsis: Three teenagers are confined to an isolated country estate that could very well be on another planet. The trio spend their days listening to endless homemade tapes that teach them a whole new vocabulary. Any word that comes from beyond their family abode is instantly assigned a new meaning. Hence 'the sea' refers to a large armchair and 'zombies' are little yellow flowers. Having invented a brother whom they claim to have ostracized for his disobedience, the über-controlling parents terrorize their offspring into submission. The father is the only family member who can leave the manicured lawns of their self-inflicted exile, earning their keep by managing a nearby factory, while the only outsider allowed on the premises is his colleague Christina, who is paid to relieve the son of his male urges. Tired of these dutiful acts of carnality, Christina disturbs the domestic balance.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)


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Synopsis: Four Jack-the-lads find themselves heavily - seriously heavily - in debt to an East End hard man and his enforcers after a crooked card game. Overhearing their neighbours in the next flat plotting to hold up a group of out-of-their-depth drug growers, our heros decide to stitch up the robbers in turn. In a way the confusion really starts when a pair of antique double-barrelled shotguns go missing in a completely different scam.

Dazed and Confused (1993)


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Synopsis: It's the last day of school at a high school in a small town in Texas in 1976. The upperclassmen are hazing the incoming freshmen, and everyone is trying to get stoned, drunk, or laid, even the football players that signed a pledge not to.

Lost Highway (1997)


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Synopsis: Fred Madison, a saxophonist, is accused under mysterious circumstances of murdering his wife Renee. On death row, he inexplicably morphs into a young man named Pete Dayton, leading a completely different life. When Pete is released, his and Fred's paths begin to cross in a surreal, suspenseful web of intrigue, orchestrated by a shady gangster boss named Dick Laurent

Breaking the Waves (1996)


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Synopsis: Drama set in a repressed, deeply religious community in the north of Scotland, where a naive young woman named Bess McNeil meets and falls in love with Danish oil-rig worker Jan. Bess and Jan are deeply in love but, when Jan returns to his rig, Bess prays to God that he returns for good. Jan does return, his neck broken in an accident aboard the rig. Because of his condition, Jan and Bess are now unable to enjoy a sexual relationship and Jan urges Bess to take another lover and tell him the details. As Bess becomes more and more deviant in her sexual behavior, the more she comes to believe that her actions are guided by God and are helping Jan recover.

Mulholland Dr. (2001)


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Synopsis: A bright-eyed young actress travels to Hollywood, only to be ensnared in a dark conspiracy involving a woman who was nearly murdered, and now has amnesia because of a car crash. Eventually, both women are pulled into a psychotic illusion involving a dangerous blue box, a director named Adam Kesher, and the mysterious night club Silencio.

Reservoir Dogs (1992)


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Synopsis: Six criminals, who are strangers to each other, are hired by a crime boss Joe Cabot to carry out a diamond robbery. Right at the outset, they are given false names with an intention that they won't get too close and concentrate on the job instead. They are completely sure that the robbery is going to be a success. But when the police show up right at the time and the site of the robbery, panic spreads amongst the group members and one of them is killed in the subsequent shootout along with a few policemen and civilians. When the remaining people assemble at the premeditated rendezvous point (a warehouse), they begin to suspect that one of them is an undercover cop.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)


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Synopsis: The big-screen version of Hunter S. Thompson's seminal psychedelic classic about his road trip across Western America as he and his large Samoan lawyer searched desperately for the "American dream"... they were helped in large part by the huge amount of drugs and alcohol kept in their convertible, The Red Shark.

Submarine (2010)


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Synopsis: Precocious Oliver struggles with being popular in school but when a dark-haired beauty takes interest in him, he's determined to become the best boyfriend in the world. Meanwhile, his parents' already rocky relationship is threatened when his mother's ex-boyfriend moves in next door. Oliver makes some unorthodox plans to ensure that his parents stay together and that Jordana still likes him.

Irreversible (2002)


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Synopsis: Events over the course of one traumatic night in Paris unfold in reverse-chronological order as the beautiful Alex is brutally raped and beaten by a stranger in the underpass. Her boyfriend and ex-lover take matters into their own hands by hiring two criminals to help them find the rapist so that they can exact revenge. A simultaneously beautiful and terrible examination of the destructive nature of cause and effect, and how time destroys everything.

Absentia (2011)


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Synopsis: Tricia's husband Daniel has been missing for seven years. Her younger sister Callie comes to live with her as the pressure mounts to finally declare him 'dead in absentia.' As Tricia sifts through the wreckage and tries to move on with her life, Callie finds herself drawn to an ominous tunnel near the house. As she begins to link it to other mysterious disappearances, it becomes clear that Daniel's presumed death might be anything but 'natural.' The ancient force at work in the tunnel might have set its sights on Callie and Tricia ... and Daniel might be suffering a fate far worse than death in its grasp.

Signs (2002)


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Synopsis: In Bucks County, Pennsylvania, a five-hundred-foot crop circle is found on the farm of Graham Hess, the town's reverend. The circles cause a media frenzy and test Hess's faith as he journeys to find out the truth behind the crop circles.

Les Geants (2011)


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Synopsis: Brothers Danny and Zak, 15 and 13 & 3/4 are spending the summer in their deceased grandfather’s house, waiting in vain for their mother, who is otherwise busy, and running low on cash. To make some money they decide to rent out the house to a local drug dealer, but things don’t go exactly as planned…

Vicky and the Treasure of the Gods (2011)


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Synopsis: When does the little Vicky finally a real Viking? This question can his father Halvar no rest. But when the terrible Sven kidnapped the chief of Flake, has to prove himself unexpectedly Vicky: As deputy chief, he leads the strong men and it gets support from the fearless Svenja. Take course for the Cape Fear to free Halvar from Sven's castle - but the biggest problem is the Vikings still to come ... On stormy seas, tropical beaches and Valkyries by dangerous icy wastes before they fight their way to a secret location to be due to the hidden treasure of the fabled gods. The terrible Sven does everything it can to get him - and only Vicky can stop him with his clever ideas...

Road to Perdition (2002)


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Synopsis: Mike Sullivan works as a hit man for crime boss John Rooney. Sullivan views Rooney as a father figure. However after his son is witness to a killing he has done Mike Sullivan finds him self on the run trying to save the life of his son and at the same time looking for revenge on those who wronged him. Jude Law co stars as a hit man hired to kill Sullivan.

The Legend of Awesomest Maximus (2011)


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Synopsis: An Airplane!-style parody of recent sword-and-sandal films,centered on Troy’s greatest general, Awesomest Maximus, who is intenselyloyal to his father-in-law, King Looney, but isn’t terribly bright.Goaded by his ambitious wife, the Princess Hottessa, Awesomest findshimself on a diplomatic mission to Greece that goes horribly awry, leading to a war in which he must face the seemingly undefeatableGreek warrior, Testiclees.

Grimm's Snow White (2012)


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Synopsis: When the King is killed by ferocious reptile beasts, his Queen takes control of the kingdom. She tries to kill her beautiful stepdaughter SNOW, but she escapes into the enchanted forest…

Villa Captive (2011)


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Synopsis: A young actress seeking a life away from adult movies moves to Florida in search of a new identity. Her newfound peace is shattered when local thugs recognize her.

Paladin: Dawn of the Dragonslayer (2011)


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Synopsis: When Will's father is killed by a dragon, he embarks on an epic journey filled by vengeance that leads him to an ancestral home which he stays at and works for the tyrannical Sterling in order to learn how to slay the beast. While he is training, he befriends Sterling's daughter Kate, and Sterling becomes increasingly suspicious of and threatened by Will. He orders his men to kill him but Will escapes. Now Will must evade Sterling's men whilst trying to avenge his father.

The Double (2011)


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Synopsis: Story kicks off with the mysterious murder of a senator bearing the marks of a Soviet assassin, who was long thought to be dead. To hunt down the killer, a retired CIA operative, who spent his career going toe-to-toe with his Soviet nemesis, is teamed with a young FBI agent.

The Valdemar Legacy (2010)


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Synopsis: Luisa Llorente, an expert on taxation of old buildings, had recently gone to the Victorian mansion Valdemar to conduct an inventory of property ownership. After she mysteriously disappeared, Maximilian, president of her company, engaged the services of a private detective to help find her. But soon they will discover that it is not the first disappearance at Valdemar mansion!

The Valdemar Legacy II: The Forbidden Shadow (2011)


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Synopsis: 4 days, Luisa Llorente, an appraiser farms had the formidable task of going to evaluate the home of Lazarus Valdemar, has not heard of it. , detective detective, Two expeditions out in your search: first Nicholas Tramel, detective hired by Maximilian Colvin, chief Inmoverance, a company he works for Luisa and on the other coworkers Ana and Eduardo, who travel by car with the idea of join forces with the detective, but something happens … in the middle of the night a figure bursts into the middle of the road forcing the car to skid to a crash. The shadow is nothing but the very Luisa Llorente …, which continues its desperate flight. In a thrilling race a pursuer through the forest and falls down a hole to get to the bottom of a ravine . the attacker gives up its prey and complies with the couple’s car.

The Mill and the Cross (2011)


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Synopsis: The Mill and the Cross, based on a book by Michael Francis Gibson,is a moving-image tribute to the still image, with its ability to”wrestle the senseless moment to the ground.” The subject is The Wayto Calvary, the year 1564, the place Flanders.

La Guerre Des Boutons (2011)


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Synopsis: 1960. The thrilling battles waged by a band of kids from two rival villages in the southern French countryside.

The Gangs Of Oss (2011)


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Synopsis: Johanna wants to change her life and quit the criminal gangs of the town of Oss in the 30ties of the 20th century. The harder she tries, the more she is involved.

Gangster Exchange (2010)


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Synopsis: Karate meets Kalashnikovs as the uncontrollable force and the immovable object are thrown together in this bloody hilarious action comedy! Hiro's a Tokyo cyber-punk Yakuza with a simple mission: smuggle a toilet made of pure heroin to New York City. If he fails his boss will stick his sword where the rising sun don't shine. Marco's a muscle mountain enforcer working for a family of ex-commandos from the Bosnian war. He's an entry-level thug with dreams of rising up the ranks. But in the Bosnian mob, promotion is spelled AK-47. When a bloody New York mob war erupts and Hiro and Marco snatch the toilet. It's worth millions - if they can find somebody who can decipher the Japanese chemistry formula. Wounded, hunted and dragging a 50-pound toilet made of heroin; they race around New York. Through sleazy alleyways, bouncer brawls, sniper shoot-outs and a biker war they're on a quest to find a Japanese chemist...

Boy s tenyu 3. Posledniy raund (2011)


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Synopsis: The final dramatic knock-out in the famous trilogy. Artem Kolchin goes to Hong Kong to defeat Kuerte, a boxer who gave the shaft to Artem’s student, which means that Kolchin needs to step into the ring once again. It is his last fight…

OOO, Den-O, All Riders: Let's Go Kamen Riders (2011)


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Synopsis: In pursuit of an Imagin, Den-O meets OOO and Ankh, and back in time in 1971, behind the Imagin fugitive. In their lust for medals, Ankh cause problems and decides to get all the medals possible in the past, causing changes to left a cell medal in the past. This medal is found by Shocker, that with these powers could defeat the Riders 1 and 2 and conquer the world. Returning to the present, OOO and Ankh face a world conquered by Shocker, where the Riders have become cyborgs of Shocker. Now with the help of Den-O, they will try to fix the mistakes of the past, even if doing so will have to return once more to the past and fight both against Shocker, as against Riders.

Typhoon (2005)


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Synopsis: Myung-sin, who has become a pirate, lives with hatred in his heart and endures the hardships, seeks revenge on the two nations, North and South Korea, using nuclear waste that has the devastating power of plutonium. Se-jong, a South Korean naval officer departs with his team of elite forces to prevent Sin's master plan of Nuclear Typhoon. Born under the same skies of the same race, but of a completely different nation... Living a life so different, the two point their guns at each other's heart...

Natalie (2010)


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Synopsis: People who have build a wall around themselves. A sculptor Jun-hyeok, an art critic Min-woo, and a modern dance student Mi-ran. A mystery melodrama about the love and secrets of the three people.

Dutch (1991)


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Synopsis: Volunteering to drive his girl friend's son home for Thanksgiving to Chicago from his boarding school in Georgia, little does Dutch expect the picaresque adventures in store for him. When a blunt, down-to-earth construction worker takes to the road with an insufferable twelve-year-old snob (desperately insecure under the surface) who doesn't approve of him in the least, quite a bit must happen before they can reach their destination as friends-- or, for that matter, get home at all.

Friday Killer (2011)


Synopsis: Thep Po-ngam is back in this sequel of a hitman saga in which he hunts down crooked politicians in Thailand.

Terraferma (2011)


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Synopsis: A Sicilian family deals with the arrival of a group of immigrants on their island.

All Good Children (2010)


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Synopsis: After the death of their mother, Irish youngsters Dara and Eoin are moved to France to stay with their aunt. There, the boys befriend a local English family and the impressionable Dara falls under the spell of their young daughter Bella. But when she begins to pull away, Dara's feelings for her start to get out of hand.

Rushmore (1998)


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Synopsis: Max Fischer is a precocious 15-year-old whose reason for living is his attendance at Rushmore, a private school where he's not doing well in any of his classes, but where he's the king of extracurricular activities - from being in the beekeeping society to writing and producing plays, there's very little after school he doesn't do. His life begins to change, however, when he finds out he's on academic probation, and when he stumbles into love with Miss Cross, a pretty teacher of the elementary school at Rushmore. Added to the mix is his friendship with Herman Blume, wealthy industrialist and father to boys who attend the school, and who also finds himself attracted to Miss Cross. Max's fate becomes inextricably tied to this odd love triangle, and how he sets about resolving it is the story in the film.

Frenzy (1972)


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Synopsis: London is terrorised by a vicious sex killer known as the neck tie murderer. Following the brutal slaying of his ex-wife, down-on-his-luck Richard Blaney is suspected by the police of being the killer. He goes on the run, determined to prove his innocence.

Petaling Street Warriors (2011)


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Set in Petaling Street in 1908, it tells of a hokkien mee seller (Mark Lee) who finds himself entangled in deadly battles with skilled fighters. Little did he know that he is in possession of a lost treasure map linked to the Qing Dynasty and must refrain himself from consummating his marriage to master the "Virgin Kung Fu" skills to overcome his opponents.

My Summer of Love (2004)


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Synopsis: A tale of obsession and deception, and the struggle for love and faith in a world where both seem impossible. The film charts the emotional and physical hothouse effects that bloom one summer for two young women: Mona, behind a spiky exterior, hides an untapped intelligence and a yearning for something beyond the emptiness of her daily life; Tamsin is well-educated, spoiled and cynical. Complete opposites, each is wary of the other's differences when they first meet, but this coolness soon melts into mutual fascination, amusement and attraction. Adding volatility is Mona's older brother Phil, who has renounced his criminal past for religious fervor - which he tries to impose upon his sister. Mona, however, is experiencing her own rapture. "We must never be parted," Tamsin intones to Mona but can Mona completely trust her?

49 Days (2006)


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Synopsis: In China, Lau Sing leaves his wife and their young daughter in his province and travels to the big city with his friends to raise money in pharmacology business. Four years later, he becomes well-succeeded and raises a small fortune, but a scum gambler burns the building. killing his friends and accusing him of the criminal act. Lau Sing is arrested and the young lawyer Siu Chin defends him in court, but she does not succeed and her client is sentenced to decapitation. However, Lau Sing escapes on the day of his execution and travels with Siu Chin to his province, where along forty-nine days he unravels dark secrets.

Dark Relic (2010)



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Synopsis: The Holy Land, 1099AD. The end of the first Crusade. When the conflict began, Christian knight Sir Gregory lead over a hundred men, but now less than ten remain. They include his squire Paul, a friar named George, and the arrogant Sir Robert. George and Sir Gregory discover a holy relic - a fragment of the True Cross and embark on a journey to Rome, to present the relic to the Pope. En route the ship they charter runs aground, their crew dead. Continuing their journey overland, the knights come across three Turkish warriors (two swordsmen and a female archer) and two pilgrims (a woman named Rebecca and an unnamed man) being attacked by bandits. The knights rush to their aid, and after a brief fight all the bandits are killed. They insist on accompanying Sir Gregory and his men on their journey, and the pilgrims also join the group. That night, the male pilgrim and one of the knights both go missing...

Anarchija Zirmunuose (2010)


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Synopsis: Young provincial girl VILE comes to the big town with ambitions about high education. She tries to find a rented apartment for living and notices a hand-made sticker with anarchy symbols on it. Leaded by strange sticker Vile; meets boyish looking and always wearing a T-Shirt with anarchy symbol on it girl SANDRA. Mutual sympathy and... Vile becomes Sandra's tenant...

Clarkson: Powered Up (2011)


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Synopsis: Jeremy Clarkson heads to the south of France where he puts cars to the test on the Circuit Paul Ricard and on the open road. Among the cars featured are the Ferrari FF and the 458, McLaren’s MP4-12C, the latest Nissan GTR, the Porche GT2 RS, the Lamborghini Performante and the BMW 1M. The Stig and racing driver Karun Chandhok are on hand to help put these vehicles to the test, but which one will Jeremy choose as his favourite car of the year?

At River's Edge (2011)


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Synopsis: "Ogawa no Hotori (At River's Edge)" is the third historical movie based on the novel series set in a fictional domain, Unasaka-han written by Shuhei Fujisawa. This novel has been lauded as one of his most significant works among other works such as "Yamazakura" and "Hana no Ato." Fujisawa is also an author of "The Twilight Samurai," "The Hidden Blade," and "Love and Honor." Stars Noriyuki Higashiyama and Rinko Kikuchi. Plot: Sakunosuke Inui gets an order from his master to kill Sakuma Morie, a samurai who is his friend and his younger sister Tazuru's husband. If Tazuru pulls a sword on him to protect her husband, he has to kill her. Sakunosuke suffers from the inherent conflict between duty and sentiment...

Deep in the Valley (2009)


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Synopsis: A mysterious video booth transports two friends to an alternate reality straight out of a pornographic film.

You Are the Apple of My Eye (2011)


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Synopsis: Adolescence is like a heavy rain. Even though you catch a cold from it, you still look forward to experiencing it once again. Ko-Teng has several close friends who had a crush on Shen Chia-Yi. Those friends of Ko's thus moved in unison from Ching Chengs junior high school straight into the senior high school division in pursuit of her. Naughty in nature, Ko was ordered by their homeroom teacher to sit in front of honor student Shen for her to keep close tabs on him. The two hadn't hit it off at first but Ko gradually fell for Shen, who was always pressuring him to study hard. On the other hand, Shen became impressed by the contrasting values Ko represented. Ko started pursuing Shen but Shen remained hesitant.